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“Gotti” (- -) is about the life of Mafia boss John Gotti, played by John Travolta. The press called Gotti “Teflon John” because he was indicted several times by the government’s prosecutors and beat them each time. He was finally found guilty and went to jail, dying there of cancer. The film has been widely panned as the worst gangster movie ever made. That’s true for the jerky first half. It got better in the second half, but too late to save the movie. I’ve seen a much better documentary about Gotti featuring his son “Junior,” who has breakfast every morning at the same bakery in my neighborhood in Long Island. He never sits with his back to the window.


“A Quiet Place” (- -) is a very odd film combining aspects of a sci-fi thriller and a horror movie. It is neither thrilling nor horrifying. Aliens invade our planet and devour any human that makes a noise. They have a great sense of hearing, but are blind as bats. It would be great if every movie theater had one of these aliens to terminate anyone talking during the movie.

“Adrift” (+ +) is based on the true story of a young couple hired by the owners of a sailboat to bring it across the Pacific Ocean from Tahiti to San Diego. A terrible storm damages the ship. I won’t spoil the ending. But I do see parallels between the movie and the stock market last year and so far this year. It was certainly smooth sailing last year through late January of this year, when we ran into some significant storms. Will we survive them? I think so, if we keep our wits about us.

“All the Money in the World” (+ +) is a docudrama about the kidnapping of 16-year-old John Paul Getty III in Italy during 1973 and his mother’s desperate struggle to convince his billionaire grandfather, J. Paul Getty, to pay the ransom. At first, he refused to pay, arguing that complying would increase the chances that his 14 other grandchildren would be kidnapped too. He relented after the kidnappers sent an envelope with the boy’s ear. However, the skinflint negotiated a deal to get his grandson back for about $2.9 million. He paid $2.2 million—the maximum amount that was tax deductible—and he loaned the remainder to his son, who was held responsible for repaying the sum at 4% interest.

“Beirut” (+) takes place in Lebanon during 1982, when the country was in a civil war and just before the Israeli invasion of southern Lebanon. Jon Hamm plays the part of Mason Skiles, who is brought into Beirut to negotiate the release of a kidnapped US operative. The movie is a good reminder of why the Middle East is so messed up. Today, Syria is in the throes of a similar mess, with many more casualties. It doesn’t seem the US can do much about it other than lob some cruise missiles into Syria every now and then when red lines are crossed.

“Black Panther” (+) is an action hero flick that takes inspiration from other types of movies in the action genre, including the “Star Wars” and “Bond” series. Good triumphs over evil, and undoubtedly will continue to do so in sequels and prequels. I’ve tended to stay away from action hero films because they are so cookie-cutter, but I wanted to see what the hype over this one was all about. It is one of the better action hero films, but it was predictable.

“Chappaquiddick” (+ + +) is a very well made docudrama about Ted Kennedy, who committed negligent manslaughter when he drove his car into a tidal channel and left Mary Jo Kopechne to die. He got off scot-free after pleading guilty to leaving the scene of the crash and failing to notify police until the next morning. Mary Jo could have been rescued had the 37-year-old senator gone to get help right away. He became recognized by his fellow Democrats as “The Lion of the Senate” owing to his long tenure and influence.

“Gotti” (- -) is about the life of Mafia boss John Gotti, played by John Travolta. The press called Gotti “Teflon John” because he was indicted several times by the government’s prosecutors and beat them each time. He was finally found guilty and went to jail, dying there of cancer. The film has been widely panned as the worst gangster movie ever made. That’s true for the jerky first half. It got better in the second half, but too late to save the movie. I’ve seen a much better documentary about Gotti featuring his son “Junior,” who has breakfast every morning at the same bakery in my neighborhood in Long Island. He never sits with his back to the window.

“Hostiles” (+) is the slowest paced Western I’ve ever seen. There’s plenty of fighting between US soldiers and Indians, and lots of people die in this woeful 1892 tale about Army Captain Joseph Blocker reluctantly escorting a dying Cheyenne war chief and his family back to their tribal land. During the long trek, even the horses proceed at a slow pace, suggesting that they know that the trip is pointless. Christian Bale plays the Army captain, mumbling most of his lines, though in a thought-provoking way. At least the scenery is nice.

“I, Tonya” (+ +) is the true story of an aspirational young lady. Hamstrung by her redneck upbringing, Tonya was barred from the respect of the ice skating elite. Yet she was a great skater and could have been an Olympian contender but for her presumed involvement in an attempt to break the kneecaps of her top US competitor.

“Molly’s Game” (+ +) is another true story of an aspirational young lady. Molly Bloom ran high-stakes poker games in LA and NYC for celebrities as well as scoundrels, many of whom were one and the same persons. She was extremely successful. Her downfall came when the FBI arrested her for racketeering with the expectation that she would rat on her high-stakes clientele, which she refused to do.

“Red Sparrow” (+) stars Jennifer Lawrence as a Russian spy. Hollywood is clearly looking for ways to make more money by diversifying its action hero and spy movie genres to include non-white, non-male lead actors. Last year, in “Atomic Blonde,” Charlize Theron played a spy working for the MI6 British intelligence agency just as the Berlin Wall was coming down. Lawrence’s character works for the Russian intelligence service. Both movies leave plenty of room for sequels. Since the genre is getting stale, predictable, and boring, why not combine them into “Two Atomic Blondes” to generate more box-office receipts?

“The Death of Stalin” (+ +) is an uproarious satire based on the true events surrounding the death of Josef Stalin. The film has a great cast playing the grisly cast of characters who composed the ruling committee of the Soviet Union back then. Steve Buscemi has lots of fun playing Nikita Khrushchev, whose masterful power play against the depraved Lavrentiy Beria put him in charge of the Soviet Union.

“The Post” (+ ) is a movie about fake news. However, it is about fake news concocted by the US government about its goals and actions during the Vietnam War, rather than by the press. The New York Times and The Washington Post exposed the government’s systemic lying about the scope of its involvement in Vietnam by releasing the Pentagon Papers, which was a history of the Vietnam War conducted by the Defense Department. The movie features Meryl Streep as Katherine Graham, the owner of the Post, and Tom Hanks as Ben Bradley, the editor of the newspaper. It was produced by Steven Spielberg. It’s a cri de cœur for freedom of the press, which has plenty of freedom today as well as a very loud critic in the Oval Office.

“The Shape of Water” (+ +) is a very unusual movie that harkens back to lots of previous unusual movies such as “Beauty and the Beast” and “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.” Nevertheless, it fits in a fairly conventional way into the genre of films that show how love conquers all. During the Cold War, while Americans were watching Dobie Gillis on TV, evil-doers in the American army had captured an intelligent reptilian alien from the sea. Evil Russian spies aimed to kill the life form before the Americans learned his secrets. Good American and Russian folks aimed to toss him back into the sea.